What is your bra-size?

I don’t really want to know but apparently there are people who do. The thing is that these perverts use the pretense of conducting a survey to extract personal information about er … boobs and whatnot.

Anyway, there was an article in the newspaper the other day about a group of men calling up single females and telling the unsuspecting women that they (the men) are conducting a survey for a lingerie company. Now, alarm bells for the women should be ringing right about now. If not, the fact that these calls come at about 12 mid-night onwards should be another indication that something is amiss.

The caller would claim that he is the CEO or in similar high position and would like to ask a few questions in order to produce better lingerie. Now, I don’t know why these fake callers have this tendency to get their kicks from phony phone calls but to also say that they are the bosses? Talk about being perverted and having low self esteem at the same time!

Well, anyway, the survey would inevitably go into sexually related questions like; what are you wearing now or how many orgasms do you get in a day or even more graphic, how do you achieve orgasms?

Right. Normal women should be hanging up right around now. The thought of having some sexually excited male wanking off at the other end of the line should make even the most drowsy or blur female hang up in a hurry! (The writer of that article didn’t hang up mainly because she wanted to see what happens out of curiosity. Eventually she did of course).

My point is this. To any female who actually held on and answering questions long enough and still believed that you are doing this lingerie company a favor by being surveyed…

You. Are. An. Idiot.